Kerry's Top Ten reasons why it's okay to steal from your own family!

10. Gloria announced that I am a man of "compassion, honesty, integrity and faith". Why should I argue with that? 9. Our family is getting older and all they want to do these days is play with their grandchildren and "count their blessings". 8. I've already stolen, spent, lost and hidden more than half a million dollars - there's no way they'll ever get it back. 7. I spent thousands of THEIR dollars on MY lawyers to deny them the information I told THEM they could have. Don't ya love the irony of it all? 6. Charles, Maia, and Kalli were cheated out of more than $132,000 each and the rest of the beneficiaries and my brothers and sisters couldn't care less - why should I? 5. Nobody wants to deal with all the "negativity". And thank God for that! 4. I have been subjected to Robert's outrageous and idiotic claims and all of his misguided theories of conspiracy and evil wrong doings. I never in my wildest dreams or nightmares could have imagined the insane and obnoxious digital tongue-lashing that I have had to put up with. But that's okay, cause I got all the money! 3. I figure, if you're going to steal, it's best to steal from those who love and trust you the most. 2. Everyone is so desperate to get a even few dollars out of Liz's estate, they keep their mouths shut fearing they might not get anything at all! And Kerry's number one reason why it's okay to steal from your own family: 1. Nobody has the balls to challenge me!