Top Ten Reasons why there is no money left in the Elizabeth McGuinness Trust!

10. A lot of money was invested in expenses for Kerry, individually and with his spouse and/or children, to pursue, on a one time basis, a strong and compelling, but not necessarily practical dream, goal, or ambition and an annual vacation for Kerry and family members to strengthen bonds and encourage togetherness. 9. Three words - "Housing Bubble Bust"! 8. Eden Rose Brown had to bill the estate for thousands of dollars when she notified all of the beneficiaries retroactively that "I have not served as Trust Protector of this trust , and although the Trust appoints me as Trust protector, I cannot accept that appointment." 7. Rob, Rob, Rob - "The Digital Evil Kneivel" 6. Kerry had to pay P. Freeman Green a lot of money to ensure that the estate was handled in a "smooth, transparent & efficient" manner. 5. The bill for the family dinner following the memorial service cost more than $1,800.00. Kerry forgot to mention that none of this money came out of his pocket, since he had already received far more than his share of the trust more than two years before Liz died. 4. Kerry chose to renovate his home or office to be more environmentally friendly, with solar panels and a wind power generator. Boy, was THAT expensive! 3. No money left in the Trust? Who knows! Half a million dollars or more is missing and Kerry refuses to provide an accounting even after he stated in writing that he was willing to provide one. 2. Gloria has determined that the Burtis family members are "wack jobs" and Oregon ethics rules forbid the distribution of trust funds to "wack jobs". Post hoc ergo propter hoc, Kerry keeps all the money! And the number one reason why there is no money left in the Elizabeth McGuinness Trust is: 1. A lifetime trust for the benefit of Kerry P. Burtis