|  ELDER ABUSE FOR DUMMIES
 This is the scammer's Bible - the con man's textbook - the Wikipedia for the wicked - and written by the Master. Dr. Kerry P. Burtis has been there and done that - and now he's ready to show the rest of us how even a dummy like you can profit by exploiting and defrauding elderly loved ones and gullible family members.Dr. Burtis left his parent's unprofitable and failing farm in Belle Plaine to build a coast to coast real estate and financial investment empire - with other people's money. And now YOU can do it, too! By day Kerry was a humble high school choir director, but by night he was buying homes and flipping them for incredible profits. Money from his wife's inheritance paid the bills and got him started, but when the housing bubble burst, Kerry recovered and prospered through his unique and patent-pending strategy of elder abuse and financial fraud. His story, his techniques and his secrets have now been revealed in this exciting new book. Buy it today - and you'll be stealing from Grandma tomorrow!
If you order before midnight tonight, we will also include:Two special chapters authored by Dr. Kerry's attorney, Eden Rose Brown!
- Using the "Section 1.07 Information to Beneficiaries Not Required" Gambit
Eden Rose Brown shows you step by step how to write a trust agreement that will lock out any nosy relatives and scare the hell out of any third-party lawyers they might choose to retain. It's the "Don't Ask - Don't Tell" provision that protects you from ever being forced to explain any of your actions to anyone!
- Senior Citzens and Alzheimer's Disease
Don't pass up a potential gold mine just because your aging relative can't dress them self, soils an occasional diaper, or can't seem to remember their own name. Alzheimer's? Dementia? On their death bed? Not a problem! Eden Rose Brown will show you how to get them all to sign on the dotted line! And that's not all! Our first 500 customers will also receive:
Two additional chapters featuring the wit and wisdom of ERB junior partner P. Freeman Green!
- How to Hide Behind Ethics Laws and Statutes
It's amazingly simple for an attorney to simply refuse to answer to any questions regarding the management of your former loved one's estate - because answering questions constitutes giving legal advice; therefore you cannot answer any questions! It's an airtight alibi that works every time. And you can still bill the estate $350.00 per hour for doing NOTHING!
- Promise a "Smooth, Transparent and Efficient" Management of the Estate
And then watch the beneficiaries go nuts as you do everything in your power to make the process difficult, contentious, confusing, opaque, secretive, combative, inefficient and impossible to understand or resolve. P. Freeman Green reveals his techniques for dragging an estate resolution out for as long as possible in order to generate the maximum number of billable hours!
| | CONTENTS CHAPTER ONE - Having a Plan of Action
Choosing your victim is an important first step. Dr. Burtis has developed a handy check list to use with your aging relatives so you may quickly determine who has the most property, investments, retirement savings, and cash!
CHAPTER TWO - Building the Foundation
Once you have selected your victim, Dr. Kerry shows you the best ways to isolate your target from his or her family, quickly gain their trust, and access their bank accounts in just three easy steps. Alienating your victim from their own family and other potential beneficiaries is essential - with Kerry's tried and true techniques you will soon be the only heir to the estate and the Trustee, as well.
CHAPTER THREE - Caretaker? Or Undertaker?
Dr. Burtis teaches you how to be BOTH! A sympathetic ear and a hand to hold is all it takes to win the love and trust of an elderly relative with memory issues. If you're lucky and your intended victim has Alzheimer's disease, they won't remember anyone else but you. See they are well cared for, but don't forget - the more you spend on your senior, the less will be left behind for you!
CHAPTER FOUR - Choosing a Law Firm
Finding the right lawyers to help you rewrite your loved one's will or "Revocable Trust Agreement" is key to your success as an elder fraud specialist and entrepreneur. In his book, Dr. Burtis shows you how you can find and fund your own cadre of amoral soulless lawyers willing to cover your ass and hide your activities - and make your elderly victim or other intended beneficiaries pay for it all!
CHAPTER FIVE - Dead Victims Tell No Tales
Good old Uncle Bill may be teetering on the abyss for months. What can you do? Dr. Kerry's system shows how to keep them at home as long as they are ambulant and have them wash dishes, take out the trash and baby-sit your kids. As they deteriorate, you simply drop them off at a hospice while you remain in the comfort of your home and invest their money and manage your real estate holdings. Once they die, you're home free, because nobody cares!
CHAPTER SIX - Bookkeeping and Accounting for Trustees
As both the Trustee and the principal heir, you are legally required to keep records pertaining to the management of your loved one's estate. But no one says they have to be accurate, verifiable, or even legible. Keep a few bank statements, print off bad copies of a few illegible and unexplained checks, throw around a few figures and most beneficiaries won't give it a second thought. They're so glad to get anything out of the estate, they'll never ask where the rest of the money disappeared to. And you don't have to tell them!
CHAPTER SEVEN - Betraying Trust and Destroying Family Relationships
Let's face it - if you're going to pull this off and walk away with most of the loot, the fewer family members with their hands in the till the better. Kerry teaches you his own techniques for generating family disharmony and distrust. Learn how to make selective phone calls to sympathetic siblings; plan clandestine visits for persuasive chats; send private e-mails and long angry letters loaded with personal attacks, self-pity, and incessant whining. It worked for Kerry - and it can work for you! | |
