The Kerry Burtis Living Legacy Genealogy Project Presents
The Burtis Family Tree Mad Libs

By Best Selling Belle Plaine Author
Dr. Kerry P. Burtis
Real Estate Investment Guru, Elder Abuse Specialist, Manic-Depressive and High School Choir Director
The Burtis family has a fascinating genealolgy which originated in Italy and France and immigrated to America in the nineteenth century. Many generations over more than two centuries have worked hard to grow and maintain the proud heritage of the Burtis family name. And in less than a year, Dr. Kerry P. Burtis has managed to drag his family through the mud and destroy what so many before him had worked for for so long. With his new book, Dr. Burtis gives everyone an opportunity to recreate and rewrite the Burtis family history as he has successfully done in rewiting the will and defrauding the estate, heirs and beneficiaries of Elizabeth McGuinness - this is Kerry's legend and living legacy - the Burtis Family Tree Mad Libs.

REVIEWS

"This is really a lot of fun! Everybody loves Mad Libs, but this version is hilarious. You can't make this stuff up!"

- Larry David

"All you do is input nouns and verbs like always, but Dr. Kerry's new book will have you laughing out loud - and crying at the same time!"

- Dr. Phil

"Kerry has done a terrific job - I just wish I could get him and his family members on my show. Dr. Burtis is the classic arch villian and a truly dispicable individual. I can't wait to read the sequel!"

- Jerry Springer

"Are you kidding with this? You can't be serious! This is unbelievable - it's a comedy and a tragedy - and the funniest Mad Libs I have ever seen."

- Jerry Seinfeld

"This book has it all - fraud, lies, thievery and elder abuse! Great plot, plenty of action, and a sinister scheme to steal and cheat. Dr. Burtis is the Dr. Evil - no, he's the Dr. Hannibal Lecter of the new millennium. This is going to make a great 3D movie. Two thumbs way up!"

- Rogert Ebert

SAMPLE PAGE

THE BURTIS FAMILY TREE KEY


CONTENTS
CHAPTER ONE - Liz McGuinness - The Early Years

Fill in the blanks and tell the story of the way Kerry first got involved in his Aunt's life and personal affairs.

CHAPTER TWO - The Trashing of Charles

Help Kerry find just the right words to bad mouth Charles McGuinness and make him out to be a neglectful and unloving son.

CHAPTER THREE - Fooling the Family

Rewrite and retell the fictional stories Kerry shared with his brothers and sisters at family get-togethers which described him as his Aunt's savior and protector.

CHAPTER FOUR - Stealing the Trust

Find just the right words to describe Kerry's plot to gain Liz's trust, buy homes with her money, rewrite her will, and steal from her beneficiaries while hiding behind unscrupulous lawyers.

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